DO-RAY-ME-BEER by Homer Simpson

I got this off http://www.jokerhut.com/. Was in absolute stitches and tears.
You HAVE to sing this to get the full effect.

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DO-RAY-ME-BEER by Homer Simpson

DOUGH………the stuff that buys me beer….
RAY…………...the guy who sells me beer…….
ME……………..the guy.. who drinks the beer………..
FAR……………the distance to my beer………….
SO……………...I think I’ll have a beer………
LA………………La, la, la, la, la, la, beer…….
TEA……………no thanks, I drinking beer……….

That will bring us back to…………………DOH!